About MyGhostBox – How It Began
Learn how founder Gert paired a wise lack of self-preservation with hold-my-beer attitude and still kept many of her eyes intact afterward.
Why choose anyone else?
MyGhostBox – Your Trusted Supplier of Ethically Sourced Ghosts in Boxes
Whether you are a seasoned collector or a newcomer to the paranormal,
MyGhostBox welcomes you to celebrate tradition, respect, and the wonders of the unknown.
Your Ghost Box - Your Personal Haunting
Each ghost in our collection has a unique history and energy, making them charming companions for those seeking a connection to the supernatural world. Whether you are a seasoned collector or a newcomer to the paranormal, MyGhostBox welcomes you to celebrate tradition, respect, and the wonders of the unknown.
We use the latest sigiling technology and the unhealthy passion our experts have for tinkering with powers beyond human comprehension. Luckily, you don’t need to fully comprehend something to box it – and we’ve banked on for nearly three centuries of business.
MyGhostBox is not the only of its kind, but it is the best. And as legal demands we clarify, it’s not just because we say so, sometimes with mildly poisonous paint on thousands of eco-unfriendly flyers - which we haven’t even done in decades! (Anyone miss the 1820s? The 1920s? Marketing really took a step down since then.)
We know we’re the best, because we’ve been at the factual forefront of spectral containment since its early-modern inception.
Modern Ghost Boxes – Now With 50% More Ethics
Like sigil technology and spectral research itself, MyGhostBox too has grown with the times and learned along the way. Refining brutal efficiency out of our product design, replacing it with new, improved, ethical boxing practices, and embracing a 100% no-selling-to-cults policy, we offer even better safeguards and features than before – for you and the ghost!
All stages of production are guaranteed as moral, thoughtful, and 50% more ethical than ever. With teams of dedicated experts who genuinely care about the spirits they work with, MyGhostBox plays a pivotal role in catching and distributing thousands of free-range spirits to new homes.
Each spirit we offer is genuine, inorganic, free-ranged, ethically sourced, and carefully bound within the confines of the best sigils on the market. This ensures cruelty-free, morally sound, and lives-long containment. When you trust MyGhostBox to be your spirit companion purveyor, you can rest assured that you are investing in a haunting not just for you, but for generations to come.
Thank you for choosing us as your trusted supplier of ghosts in boxes. We are excited to serve you and share our passion!
Embrace the ethereal with MyGhostBox – where history, integrity, and spectral wonders unite.
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Check what our clients say about us
This is exactly the kind of dumb-shittery I have been looking for as a prezzie for my friend. He likes all this ghost stuff, so this is just perfect. The box is pretty, I guess. PS he’s a goat person.
Kaela H.
I got the ghostbox for fun, not expecting much. However, it has become a quirky conversation starter whenever I have guests over. It's all in good spirits, and I now appreciate the safe and entertaining aspect of having a ghost in my home.
Kazuo I.
My friend gave me a ghost box, and the ghost is wearing my pants. All my pants is belongs to it. Moar ghost per ghost.
Billy Yumyum T.
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Certified in Ethical Capture and Distribution of Spiritual Entities
Starting in 1769 as The Amazing Box of Wonderment!, MyGhostBox stands apart even today. We’re proudly accredited and approved by VENICE, the preeminent global governing body that oversees the ethical capture and distribution of spiritual entities.
With this certification and our quality control process, we make personal hauntings safe and accessible for the benefit of:
- Public security
- Responsible over-ghosting management
- Your own sordid curiosity
We pride ourselves on being the pioneers of a time-honored tradition. Our mission is simple yet profound – to share the mystical world of ethereal beings with private consumers. Accomplishing this means continuing the ancient tradition of ghost capturing, but with a modern slant – cruelty-free practices, and morals in every box!
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Where It All Began! With A Bunch of Ninnies…
Throughout time immemorial, humans have captured things in containers for practical, conversational, and stupid purposes. Being ethereal beings doesn’t make ghosts an exception!
Primitive ghost-boxing dates back to the invention of pottery, when people first learned there’s more than one kind of “vessel” that can hold an invasive entity. Like most things in life, flesh is not strictly necessary!
An assload of sigils are, though.
So while the first attempts throughout the ages were laughably catastrophic and a joy to future archeologists, they paved the way for the discovery of sigils as we know them today. In the last few millennia, ghosts could finally be contained, not just annoyed and mildly confused!
Sadly, the evolution of magical bindings progressed slowly, with notions like self-preservation severely limiting their advancement.
Founder Gert and her hold-my-beer attitude
Gert Gert went where her industry peers refused
In 1769, our visionary leader Gert Gert founded what would later become MyGhostBox, with an aim to build upon this venerable heritage – but with the courage to finally go where her industry peers refused.
Gert paired a wise lack of self-preservation with her advanced sigil education and hold-my-beer attitude – and in doing so, managed groundbreaking discoveries.
Gert paired a wise lack of self-preservation with her advanced sigil education and hold-my-beer attitude – and in doing so, managed groundbreaking discoveries.
With many of her eyes still intact afterward, Gert brought forth an era of durability and excellence for binding sigils, and thus revolutionized spectral capture and containment. Ghost boxes were no longer just fascinating - they were marginally safe! Made possible with a dedication to quality and boxes fashioned with only the best, prime-grade cruelty.
Intangible but never boring, ghosts then became available to everyday customers as well as curios collectors and cultists, and the industry found a proud new era of buying equality. Held in precisely sigiled containers, those early Ghost Boxes brought the thrills, chills, and a whole lot of supernatural excitement to the hands of anyone interested.