Get Your Own Personal Haunting. Unique Chance!

Enjoy the wonder of lifeless, ethereal friendships in your own home.
We offer quality controlled, industry certified, and cruelty-free ghosts for
your superior boxed friend experience.

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Get Your Own Personal Haunting. Unique Chance!

Enjoy the wonder of lifeless, ethereal friendships in your own home.
We offer quality controlled, industry certified, and cruelty-free ghosts for
your superior boxed friend experience.

 Get your ghost now

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Personal Haunting with Ghost in a Box. Only $30 and free shipping to the US and Europe

Quality Controlled

Our 7-step Ghost-inna-Box Process guarantees surpreme stay-in-the-box-ness for the ghosts without compromising the quality of the hauting.

Industry Certified

MyGhostBox is certified by VENICE. Unlike certain other "shops" and short term "businesses" in the industry.

Cruelty-free

Enjoy our new cruelty-free line. Now with 100% injection free ghosts and 87.41% more consent given to being boxed. 

Get Your Own Haunting with MyGhostBox

Have you ever wanted something not quite living, not quite dead in your home?
Do you long for something sightless and faceless to survey your every move, sensing your presence anywhere, peering into who and what you are?


Are you after a pet that doesn’t eat, drink, sleep, dream, or feel in any discernible way, but can still offer companionship as foreign to you as you are to it, allowing for more interesting and fulfilling cohabitation?

Then good news - your perfect companion is real* at MyGhostBox! Our quality controlled, industry certified, and cruelty-free ghosts offer the superior boxed friend experience, so you can enjoy the wonder of lifeless, ethereal friendships in your own home.

*Our spectral researchers insist on noting that “real” is a vague, unfounded concept within the topic of liminal existence. In that context, you’re not “real” either. Rest assured, however, that your boxed companion is as real as you maybe perhaps are too.

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Only $30 and free shipping to the US and Europe.  

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Buy Your Personal Haunting

Your own personal haunting - now for the most competitive price in the industry! Buy our Purple-Gold Personal Haunting line with free shipping (to certain regions) and excellence guaranteed. The same great quality as our first-ever Ghost Box (sold 1769), but with modern improvements and sensitivity in mind!

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Choose Your Personal Haunting

This is what you get with your ghost box

With our Purple Line Ghost Box, all of this will smack you in your face:

  • Boom! Now cruelty-free!
  • Bam! Completely organic-ish!
  • Wham! Free-range ghosts only!
  • Baboom! Advanced boxing tech that allows for 50% more ghost per ghost!
  • Whapaboo! Now with safety redundancies that lower the chance of melting-face syndrome by 69%!**
  • Blamapitchikapow! With modern docile-ghost sourcing and the latest calming sigil development, some ghosts might not actually dislike you this time!
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*Our box tech team is currently researching planet-sized boxing opportunities as the ultimate post-eco-friendly plan. All interplanetary shipping will be 70% off for survivors.

**Melting face syndrome is still a 31% possibility if the box is opened. Please avoid placing Ghost Boxes in areas where they may be accidentally or intentionally opened.

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What they say

Testimonial Kazuo I. GhostBox

Kazuo I.

"Quirky conversation starter!"

I got the ghostbox for fun, not expecting much. However, it has become a quirky conversation starter whenever I have guests over. It's all in good spirits, and I now appreciate the safe and entertaining aspect of having a ghost in my home.

Testimonial Austin C. GhostBox

Austin c.

"Deeply baffled as to why people would want these entities in their homes."

I’m an old man and I was honestly hoping to be able to bellyache about the poor quality and dangerous conditions these boxes are sold under. I’m honestly grudgingly surprised at the quality of this product’s bindings, but also deeply baffled as to why people would want these entities in their homes in the first place.

Testimonail_Nathan P. GhostBox

Nathan P.

"Forget cats, ghost pets are where it’s at."

Extremely satisfied with my ghost box companion. I opted for the aggressive ghost line and having something in my house that requires nothing from me but which offers constant sass and agitation to rival my own is a match made in heaven (hell?). Forget cats, ghost pets are where it’s at.* 10/10

*(What you do with your ghost is your business, but MyGhostBox does not endorse the use of spectral creatures as pets, but instead as equal companions).
Testimonial GhostBox_Kaela H.

Kaela H.

"Exactly the kind of dumb-shittery I have been looking for."

This is exactly the kind of dumb-shittery I have been looking for as a prezzie for my friend. He likes all this ghost stuff, so this is just perfect. The box is pretty, I guess. PS he’s a goat person.

why we do it

Less Over-ghosting in the Wild > More Haunting for You

Our Ghost Boxing process involves the skilled expertise of our researchers, ghost catchers, sigil experts, box tech gangs, containment teams, quality review experts, and third-party testing and inspection.

We are certified and both locally and globally compliant with all necessary regulations, protocols, and laws.  

For companionship and public safety alike, we offer Ghost Boxes for every kind of buyer!* You can help in our mission to safely disperse and control natural over-ghosting, all while enjoying your own personal haunting at home or on the go.

* Due to the volatile nature of spectral beings, Ghost Boxes are only for certain kinds of buyers. Please see FAQs for more information.

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Proud Source of Private Ghost Keeping

From the detached comfort of your phone or computer screen, you can now take part in what has been a time tested and beloved practice of private ghost-keeping for hundreds of years. That’s what MyGhostBox (originally Amazing Wonder Box of Mysteries!) has always been about.

Blossoming from the 16th and 17th century occult movements with figures like Agrippa and Dee, and propelled forward with explorations of Victorian esoterica weirdness and carried on with Blavatsky and Crowley, our enterprise has come to the modern age – now with 50% more ethics!

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Your common spectral questions, now answered!

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